February 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
5 posts
I'm so fucked.
WHAT THE FUCK ORGO. WHAT THE FUCK. YOUR PRACTICE MIDTERMS ARE NOT OVER WHAT WE COVERED IN CLASS, THE BOOK, OR OUR PREVIOUS QUIZZES.
…..I’m going to go die in a hole now.
You know what else is really sad?
When you logon to facebook to procrastinate or to rest your brain. And there is absolutely NO activity. NONE. I mean, the last thing to happen was 30 minutes ago. ON LIVE FEED. you start to freak out because you think fbook’s glitchin… and then you realize that its 5:30 and no one else has been up for three hours.
I'm compiling a list of topics/words overused in...
NPR
The book Freakonomics
Comparative Amounts of Sleep
Leggings
… I thought I could find the list I was making in bioethics, but I cannot. So I shall continue this post later.
October 2009
2 posts
Why is it that whenever I plan to have fun and be social I always end up sitting by myself?
The way you use your mental illness to help these... →
September 2009
3 posts
Bathroom Woes
Already I have seen some low sights in the bathroom.
1. Day 3 - Plastic Bag of Death has been placed over the far sink.
2. Unused (yet opened) pad on the floor of the middle stall.
3. Pubes on seat of first stall.
4. Shit fermenting in the third shall.
And this one makes no sense.
5. Tampon wrapper (yes, wrapper) floating in the middle stall.
WHAT THE FUCK NEW FRESHMEN?
Amanda Blank sucks.
dearsweetlancelot:
She opened for Santigold. She was wearing spanks. They were, like, 5 inches over her jeans. She is old.
Woe is Me.
Now. I am no hipster. But I am unabashed to say that at times I secretly long to join the ranks of the majority of the nation as an iPhone connoisseur. This is compounded by the fact that now Blackboard has an iPhone ‘app.’ I do not know what it does. Nor do I care. But I want it. I want it now. I brought the proposition of replacing my dying cell phone whose contract expires...
August 2009
8 posts
July 2009
19 posts
Famous Quotations from my Kin
“No, no, no, you dumb tool.”
“The Kahle mentality is this: we are never content to know someone is a dumbass, we have to tell them to make sure they know it too.”
“It’s raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock.”
“Hand me that can of panther piss.”
“It doesn’t take me 950 god damn years to get something done.”
“By...
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Quotes from the Kahle Family Packing Experience"
“How many pairs of underwear do I need? 5?”
“That’s plenty! There’s a washing machine.”
“How do you know I won’t shit my pants?”
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“I’ve set this thermostat to 80… is that high enough?”
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“Where are my white socks?????!!!”
“I don’t know.”
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Something to take note of
Please Please Please, when everyone grows old and successful and gets a house, please do not purchase the door bells that glow. When I was driving home last night, I kept getting freaked out by all of these glowing circles surrounded by the black of 2 AM Chenoa. It was really really really unsettling.
Crapola
I accidentally became a fan of “ice cold beer” on facebook. FML.
Thoughts on HP6 Movie
Now, me being the die hard harry/ginny shipper that I am, it is unnecessary to say that this is my favorite book of the series. Always one to become more emotionally involved in Harry Potter’s love life than anything else, I was pretty pumped for the movie. I reread the sixth book last week, so it would be fresh, and fresh it was. I feel like the parts that the movie had right were spot...
Best Moment of the Day
Mom: Which cleaning ad did you like the best?
Me: Genee’s. I think there was a pink genie lamp on it.
Mom: Ok - Who should I ask for?
Me: Genee…duh.
Mom: Ok - *Ring* *ring* *ring* Oh - hello? May I please speak to the Cleaning Genie Person?
Me:…………….God.
Mom: Oh… did I get the wrong number? Sorry…
After years of French and knowledge of the English...
Story of My Day
When I woke up at 9, I just had a feeling that today would be slow and boring. It was raining, cloudy, and Wyatt was collapsed on the living room floor. That’s usually a sign that the day will be a slow one. Sure enough, I looked at the “chore board” to see varoius dishwasher acts listed under my name, so I did those. Then I went to Pontiac to finish a TB test… fun. ...
Nick Jonas is smart? Say What?
Today, I’ve been alerted by friends on campus that Nick Jonas (yes, of the Jonas Brothers) is touring Northwestern University. Apparently, the teenage heart-throb was not being mauled by screaming tweens but merely standing alongside his parents like all the other high school hopefuls. This brings up the classic question: Is Nick Jonas intelligent? Actually - who is he? I think he’s...
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sleepy
Last night I stayed up pretty late chatting, and boy am I sleepy. SO tired, in fact, that I put all the dirty towels in the garbage, not the dirty clothes, and then tied off the bag.
New Music on Repeat
Today in my boredom I completed my Mika album to learn the lyrics to songs other than “Grace Kelly.” At first I only liked a few of the other songs, but since having them on repeat all day while I cleaned (and now know all of said lyrics) I’m loving it. Toby does too, and that’s basically the only blessing one needs.
June 2009
24 posts
Disgusted
The increasing amount of people claiming to be USA soccer fans on their facebook statuses is revolting. I know that all of you have no idea what a forward is, or let alone, know anyone besides David Beckham.
Rave
Was a quasi-success. DAMN YOU DAMAGING HAIL AND TORNADO WARNINGS!
laziness ensue
got the official no for family video today
overly tanned bitches
“I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company.”
– Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, 2005 Now what the hell - seriously. I found someone quoting this Stephenie Meyer line in their facebook status. How insightful Stephenie *dripping sarcasm* - your wisdom goes beyond vampires and werewolves…..
Epic Epiphany
I’m going to put “I’m in Miami, Bitch” on the R.A.V.E. playlist
Bored
I am bored. bored. bored. bored. And hungry. not a good combo.
If I don’t have a day job in a week I’ll going to scream.
Summer So Far
I’ve been swimming twice since Saturday - so I might possibly be regaining some “natural color”. No burns have occurred… yet.
In other news - I have successfully briefly ran or exercised each day since I’ve been home. This makes it very easy to fall asleep before 11 each night. However, the diet part of the diet + exercise is much harder. Today I tried to order...
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STUPID STUPID STUPID WOMAN
I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE. AND THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY ANGER. SO I EMAILED THIS DUMBASS BITCH WOMAN AT THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE ME MY SCHEDULE/TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I’M GOING TO DO/WHEN I’M GOING TO START, - YOU KNOW, BASIC LOGISTICAL SHIT. HOWEVER, SHE DECIDES TO SEND THIS VAGUE NONSENSE EMAIL ABOUT HOW SHE’S WORKING WITH SOME OTHER PERSON FOR A PROGRAM FOR...
Has Returned to Che-no
… And boy have I been missing out on some angsty tumblrs - glad to be back.
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