A Waste of Time


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STUPID STUPID STUPID WOMAN

I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE.  AND THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY ANGER.  SO I EMAILED THIS DUMBASS BITCH WOMAN AT THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE ME MY SCHEDULE/TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I’M GOING TO DO/WHEN I’M GOING TO START, - YOU KNOW, BASIC LOGISTICAL SHIT.  HOWEVER, SHE DECIDES TO SEND THIS VAGUE NONSENSE EMAIL ABOUT HOW SHE’S WORKING WITH SOME OTHER PERSON FOR A PROGRAM FOR ME… AND THAT’S IT.  NO DETAILS AT ALL.  YOU KNOW, ACCORDING TO YOUR OTHER EMAILS, YOU’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ‘AMAZING PROGRAM’ SINCE MARCH BITCH.  TICK TOCK - IT’S TIME TO START! SO I DECIDED TO CALL HER UP ON MONDAY MORN AND BITCH HER OUT IN A POLITE HEATHER POLONSKY WAY BUT ENJOY MY WEEKEND FIRST.  BUT!  THEN WE GET A CALL TONIGHT FROM OUR NEIGHBOR, WHOSE SON IS ALSO VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL, AND SHE WAS ASKING WHAT TIME THE MANDATORY ORIENTATION TRAINING FOR ALL VOLUNTEERS WAS TOMORROW.  “MANDATORY ORIENTATION TRAINING”  WTF?  WHY HAVE I NEVER EVEN FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS SUSAN DUMBFUCK KARLES?  GAAAHHHH… SO NOW I HAVE TO DRAG MY ASS TO PONTIAC AT 8 AM TOMORROW FOR TRAINING TO ENSURE THAT I EVEN HAVE A CHANCE AT WORKING THERE THIS SUMMER, A TRAINING SESSION THAT I HAVE HEARD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT AND WOULD NOT HAVE EVEN KNOWN ABOUT WOULD IT NOT BE FOR MY NEIGHBOR.

SO I’D JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU DUMBASS WOMAN AT THE HOSPITAL.  THANK YOU CHENOA LAND AREA FOR PRODUCING THIS MANY STUPID PEOPLE.