A Waste of Time


All of us learn to write in the second grade.
Most of us go on to greater things.
The rest blog.

Best Moment of the Day

Mom: Which cleaning ad did you like the best?

Me: Genee’s. I think there was a pink genie lamp on it.

Mom: Ok - Who should I ask for?

Me: Genee…duh.

Mom: Ok - *Ring* *ring* *ring* Oh - hello? May I please speak to the Cleaning Genie Person?

Me:…………….God.

Mom: Oh… did I get the wrong number?  Sorry…