Woe is Me.
Now. I am no hipster. But I am unabashed to say that at times I secretly long to join the ranks of the majority of the nation as an iPhone connoisseur. This is compounded by the fact that now Blackboard has an iPhone ‘app.’ I do not know what it does. Nor do I care. But I want it. I want it now. I brought the proposition of replacing my dying cell phone whose contract expires in December with the prized electronic device, only to received the oh-so-elusive, “That would be cool. We’ll see.” …. This does not please me. I push the issue. She says, “It’s not the phone, it’s the connection fee.”
Damn you AT&T. DAMN YOU APPLE.