A Waste of Time


All of us learn to write in the second grade.
Most of us go on to greater things.
The rest blog.

Woe is Me.

Now.  I am no hipster.  But I am unabashed to say that at times I secretly long to join the ranks of the majority of the nation as an iPhone connoisseur.  This is compounded by the fact that now Blackboard has an iPhone ‘app.’  I do not know what it does.  Nor do I care.  But I want it.  I want it now.  I brought the proposition of replacing my dying cell phone whose contract expires in December with the prized electronic device, only to received the oh-so-elusive, “That would be cool.  We’ll see.”  …. This does not please me.  I push the issue.  She says, “It’s not the phone, it’s the connection fee.”


Damn you AT&T.  DAMN YOU APPLE.